Frank Bruni - New York Times Food Critic: "Sophisticated, yet greasy. Reminds me of those sad truck stops where the little people go. Whatever you do, avoid the bloody mary."

Ray Nagin - Former New Orleans Mayor: "Man, I know the people Uptown think I understate things a little bit, but believe me, Mitchell's Katrina Lounge is the greatest club on the planet! Not just this planet either! They don't have places on Mars this great. This joint gives me hope for our city's recovery."

Keith Richards - Guitarist and Pirate:"Argh. Man, grh argh ze rgn rgh ahn gik, knowwhatImean? Katrina Lounge. Brilliant."

Napoleon Bonaparte - Noted Dictator: "Mitchell's Katrina Lounge is my own personal Waterloo."